I have officially switched hosting companies now. Our previous company, which will go nameless to protect the guilty, had a real problem with understanding that I may know a thing or two about websites and how they are supposed to work.

In any event, I am glad to announce that everything is running 100% smoother now that I am set up on this new server, which means that you may be seeing a lot more from me now that I don't have to worry about why my site is taking 2 minutes to load.